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Maynard James Keenan and Joe Rogan, the dick, discuss why they respected, and in the case of Rogan, revered Bill Hicks.

Eulogy

1996 — AEnima

Maynard James Keenan eulogized his friend, Bill Hicks, on Tool’s second record.
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(((VIDEO))) — Bill’s set on Rodney Dangerfield’s HBO Young Comedians special (1989), was largely responsible for Bill’s fast ascension in the world of stand up comedy. Tool frontman, Maynard James Keenan, was among those who appreciated Bill’s direct, aggressive, and viciously honest way. After the Dangerfield set, the video has Keenan on the Joe Rogan “Experience” (November 15, 2013) on which the two discuss stand up comedy in general, and their mutual respect, and in Rogan’s case, reverence for Bill. Keenan discussion about having Bill open for Tool on its 1994 tour, and Rogan recalls seeing Bill in a small Boston club (1989), and why he credits Bill and Sam Kinison* with inspiring him to pursue his own career in comedy…

AND SO JOE ROGAN DID. OR DID HE? DONALD TRUMP, A GRAND BALLROOM, AND VIOLENT, KNOCK-OUT CAGE MATCHES ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN. WHAT A HOOT. JOE ROGAN IS A DICK. ALWAYS WAS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NO MATTER HIS NET, FUCKING, INFLUENCER WORTH.

When talking about Bill, Rogan’s is obviously reverant, and he’s completely unaware that he’s showing those who knew Bill how staggeringly ignorant he is. So stupid is Rogan and his merry band of Bros, that they don’t know that Bill, their socially conscious idol, wouldn’t have wasted a shit on the MAGA likes of Joe Rogan, or any of his Trump-sucking fans.

After the interview, Tool plays “Eulogy” at a show in New Jersey (1998)

Tool After Bill’s death, Tool frontman, Maynard James Keenan, honored Bill on the band’s AEnima album in 1996. “Another Dead Hero” is a painting (by Kevin Willis) on the record’s inside cover, depicts Maynard as a Third Eye-exposed patient on Doctor Hick’s examination table. Musically, two AEnima tunes were written for Bill. “Eulogy,” here, and “Third Eye,” the record’s closing track samples Bill’s voice from his Arizona Bay, his last audio recording. 

 

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“EULOGY”
He had a lot to sayHe had a lot of nothing to sayWe’ll miss himWe’ll miss himHe had a lot to sayHe had a lot of nothing to sayWe’ll miss himWe’ll miss himWe’re gonna miss himWe’re gonna miss him
So longWe wish you wellYou told us how you weren’t afraid to dieWell, so longDon’t cryOr feel too downNot all martyrs see divinityBut at least you tried
Standing above the crowdHe had a voice that was strong and loudWe’ll miss himWe’ll miss him
Ranting and pointing his fingerAt everything but his heartWe’ll miss himWe’ll miss himWe’re gonna miss himWe’re gonna miss him
No way to recallWhat it was that you had said to me?Like I care at allBut it was so loudYou sure could yellYou took a stand on every little thingAnd so loudYou could be the one who saves me from my own existence
Warn while some child might chill, nine-one-two
I’m too smart when you’re invisible by the bone symbol on youSo he bashes his skull through the window while looking out to the seaLike torment of my egoAnd we’re amused by this
Yeah, standing above the crowdHe had a voice that was strong and loud and ISwallowed his facade ’cause I’m soEager to identify withSomeone above the groundSomeone who seemed to feel the sameSomeone prepared to lead the wayAnd someone who would die for me
Will you?Will you now?Would you die for me?Don’t you fuckin’ lieDon’t you step out of lineDon’t you step out of lineDon’t you step out of lineDon’t you fuckin’ lie
You’ve claimed all this time that you would die for meWhy then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?
He had a lot to sayHe had a lot of nothing to sayHe had a lot to sayHe had a lot of nothing to say
Come downGet off your fucking crossWe need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr
To ascend you must dieYou must be crucifiedFor our sins and our liesGoodbye
The Goat Boy Rises
by John Lahr
The New Yorker
After CBS “Standards and Practice” department refused to air Bill’s thirteenth and final Late Night with David Letterman performance, he called he wrote a long letter to his friend John Lahr, a writer at The New Yorker, who wrote a profile that appeared in the magazine’s November 1, 1993 issue.
[STORY HERE]

It’s Just A Ride
A Bill Hicks biography (film), the first after his death, including interviews with Jay Leno, David Letterman, and many other comedians, family, and friends.
[WATCH IT HERE]

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Tool’s Maynard Keenan James and an ignorant Joe Rogan discuss their respect for Bill.
BILL HICKS (JESUS VS. ART)*
Since the 16th Century Renaissance, those claiming to speak for God and Jesus, so often saw art and science as the language spoken by the Devil’s Diciples.
BILL HICKS (CBS 48 HOURS)*
When CBS (48 Hours) produced an episode on the comedy world, it chose Bill Hicks to represent life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hicks, like hundreds of others, strived to be booked on David Letterman’s late night television show. 48 Hours followed Bill as he prepared for his eighth Late Night performance.